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MAJESTICITALYPart 1 |
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A Trip Report by
David Bowers
Day 1 - Monday, November
12
At long last, the day had arrived to begin our
journey to Italy. With most
things already packed, we awoke, made final preparations, loaded up the car,
and headed to breakfast. We
went to Daybreak for breakfast, ensuring that we started the trip with a
nice meal. Then after making
some last minute purchases, we headed to the
airport. We opted to listen
to a CD on the way to the airport.
This is important because it also meant that we were not listening
to the radio, and thus did not hear about the plane crash in New York City.
Shortly after 11:00 we pulled into a remote parking
facility, where a parking valet shuttled us to the Delta
terminal. We slowly made our
way to the international terminal, checked in for our flight to Venice, Italy
(via New York's JFK airport) and made our way to a
bench.
It was about this time that we met up with some more
of the tour members. Sitting
in the terminal building, we were filled in on the
news. Mysterious plane crash,
New York, airport closed. We
sat in the terminal waiting for the rest of the group to arrive, when several
members of the media descended on us for
interviews. This served as
confirmation for the rumors that had been buzzing around.
Shortly after 13:00, our travel agent arrived,
took attendance, reassured us that our trip was still on, and sent us to
our gate. Due to the new airport
regulations, the travel agent could only stay with us as far as the security
checkpoint. The lines at the
security checkpoint were no longer than they are usually, what differed is
that the lines were moving a lot slower than
usual. Travel credentials and
IDs were checked and the screeners paused the belt to get a better
look at each bag. The National Guard was supervising the security
checkpoint. Having successfully
cleared security we caught the subway train to the
concourse.
Since it was only about 14:00 and our flight wasn't
scheduled to take off until 16:00, we decided on a light
lunch. It was at this time that
I noticed the concession prices at the airport have appeared to have been
lowered. I don't know if the
reduced traffic in the concourse prompted it, but the perceived value of
food to cost is pretty good.
After our light lunch we headed to the gate to hang out until our
flight.
A lot of first introductions were made and things were
going well. With just a slight
delay, Delta began boarding procedures; first the Business Class, then Skymiles
Medallion, then wait a minute.
Passengers are seen getting
off the plane, and an announcement that this flight was being delayed
indefinitely. About ten minutes
later, our group leader was paged to the podium, and he came back and told
us that the flight had been cancelled.
Then some Delta representatives collected our tickets for the
CVG->JFK and the JFK->VCE legs of the trip and escorted us to a private
lounge. A lounge that was stocked with complimentary snacks, juices, soft
drinks, coffee, phones, etc.
The lounge also had a television, which gave us our
first real glimpse of what happened at JFK this
morning. A few moments later
the Delta representative told us that they had been able to arrange for us
to fly to Venice, though a bit later than
planned. They announced that
we would be flying out of Cincinnati at 20:00 headed to London's Gatwick
airport, and then we would be placed on a British Airways flight from London
to Venice, Italy. The only downside would be that we would arrive in Venice
at 17:00 as opposed to 11:00 on Tuesday.
It was a forgone conclusion that Tuesday's touring itinerary would
have to be scrapped. A quick
glance revealed that we would therefore have to forgo the excursion to Padua
(Padova). We lounged awhile,
and then our new boarding passes came.
It's Teambuilding Game Time! - Rather than write
new tickets for every single passenger, Delta resorted to Flight Interruption
Manifest (FIM), special tickets that admitted four designated passengers
onto the flight. They also passed
out individual Boarding Passes for our first leg (Cincinnati to
London). As you probably guessed
the teambuilding game was that people had to stay in their groups of
four. Slightly later we were
shown back to the gate area for our flight to
London. This time boarding
procedures commenced as usual except that I became the lucky winner of: A
Random Security Search. These searches entail the going through all of your
carry on baggage by hand, as well as inspecting your person with a hand held
metal detection wand. While
I can certainly appreciate why they are doing this, I still have to wonder
that if I made it through the main security checkpoint, what are they expecting
to find here? I almost think
its like a show, to show the other passengers that something is being
done,
Having done my part to demonstrate good air safety
I was permitted to board the plane and locate my
seat. And we sat, and sat, and sat. Then an announcement was
made about a faulty backup fuel pump, however we were told that it wasn't
mission critical and so after some paperwork was completed and waiting in
the queue for the runway we were off on our way to London.
The flight to London was relatively uneventful;
I was too keyed up (and a bit nervous after the day's proceedings) to get
any sleep. The movie was "Legally
Blonde", dinner was a steak issued without a steak
knife. To better appreciate
this, go to your local steak house and try to cut your steak using a plastic
knife. I resorted to using the
two slices of bread they gave me to make a sort of steak
sandwich. Real chewy and hard
to eat, but it worked. Note to airlines: Since you can't issue steak knives,
perhaps you should consider taking steaks off your
menus??????? After dinner it
was time to settle into countless hours of boredom. By the time we got near
London, I don't know if it was airsickness, dehydration, lack of sleep,
nervousness, claustrophobia or a combination but I was not a happy
camper. So much so that I only
ate the breakfast bar out of the breakfast we were served
aloft. One final comedic moment
in this most unusual flight was that right before landing, Delta shows a
brief film about the airport you are arriving at, to give you sort of an
orientation, sometimes travel highlights of the destination city are
mentioned. As we begin to arrive
in London, the movie started "We will be landing in Cincinnati in a few minutes"
A round of laughter, then the London video is
shown. Finally, thankfully,
we touched down in London. I'd
seen it in movies, but had never done it till
now. They rolled a huge staircase
up to the side of the plane, and we exited the plane to the tarmac, where
shuttle busses were waiting to take us to the
terminal. (8 hours in a Boeing
767)
Day 2 - Tuesday November 13,
2001
As we entered the terminal, we learned that since
we were connecting to another international flight, that we would not have
to go through passport control or
customs. So technically speaking
I never actually entered England.
However, I'm saying I was close
enough. Here our groups of four
regrouped to get our FIM's exchanged for boarding passes for our British
Airways flight. This process
went a lot smoother than I expected and I must give kudos to both Delta and
British Airways for the smooth transition that occurred at the check in desk
in London. We then had to go
through a security checkpoint, where I noticed their x-ray machines have
large cool color monitors where you can watch your own bag going through
along with the screener.
From there a short escalator ride brought us up to the waiting lounge,
England airports operate slightly different than
those in the States; here your gate number is not assigned (or at least not
announced) until 30 minutes before your flight. This tactic holds all passengers
in the central waiting lounge until their time, and away from the boarding
doors. What we were to learn
is that the waiting lounge doubles as a huge duty-free
mall. Since we had a five-hour
layover, we decided to cruise the mall, which included a Harrod's department
store.
Other noteworthy stops were an Internet Point where I was able
to send some emails to friends, family, and co-workers, as well as read some
news on CNN, as well as what looked like a video arcade but I noted contained
a significant number of gambling
devices. I admit I dropped a
couple pounds into these machines to no
avail. Take note of the unusual pointy fountain in fron of Harrod's.
I then sat back in a chair with a Lilt (a product
of Coca-Cola Co. that tastes sort of like Citra), and soon joined a lot of
my tour mates as we commandeered a section of the waiting lounge and stretched
out on the benches and took naps in
shifts.
One last stop to buy a London postcard of the airport (my time in
London) and a postcard of the London Eye (I am a ride enthusiast after
all). An interesting oddity
is that the stores in this mall honor US
currency. The only catch is
that you get your change back in
Sterling. Supposedly the registers do the conversion for you, and
that the registers are allegedly set to the same rate as the Change office.
After a nice nap and rest, and feeling rejuvenated it was time
for our flight to Venice. The
monitor revealed we would use gate 45, a look at the airport map revealed
gate 45 to be close. It did
not reveal that it would be two flights of escalators
down. Gate 45 is a bus station
of sorts. After you get downstairs
it splits into several lettered gates. A message board at the base of the
escalators revealed that we should go to doorway F. Here another oddity,
you can't enter the waiting area by the gate until you have checked
in. One final time to get our group of four together to enter
the waiting area. Here we sat
down to wait some more but as an astute observer noticed, "Hey, we get different
color chairs". After waiting
some more, the shuttle bus arrived to take us out to our
plane. A much smaller plane, well in reference to the
767. In actuality this would
be a Boeing 737. And another
oddity. Both the front and back
door of the plane were open, and as we approached the plane on the bus, we
were instructed that if you are in rows 1-12 to use the front door, rows
13-24, use the back door. It
may be the first time I have walked under the wing of a plane, other than
at a
museum.
Okay the seats may be leather instead of cloth, but
with all the doors open it was frigid in
there. And the seats offered
even less elbowroom than the 767.
Honestly when they served lunch (I opted for the lighter pasta dish)
you had to synchronize eat. But hey I got to read a different in-flight magazine.
And I noticed the European travelers actually pull the safety card out of
the seat pocket and follow along with the safety presentation the way you
are supposed to do. The man
seated next to me noted that usually this flight is near
empty. Well I guess when you
add 49 people to a 120-seat plane at the last
minute. After the marathon flight
to London the two-hour flight to Venice seemed
short. What was dismaying is
that it was only 16:45 and already sunset in
Venice. We saw sunrise out a
plane window and sunset out a plane
window. After calculating it
all up including layover in London it took 15 hours to get from Cincinnati
to Venice. If we start the clock
at the time Delta requested us to appear in Cincinnati for our original flight,
it took 23 hours to get to Venice. Which means I was to hit 31 straight hours
without any real sleep.
Having landed in Italy, we were allowed to exit
out the back door of the aircraft, again to a waiting bus. After the bus
filled, we were shuttled to the International arrivals
area. Barely inside the doors of the terminal, the line was
split into citizens of the European Union countries and those of us
outsiders.
The first stop was Passport Control, no questions were
asked, just a stamp applied to our passports, then baggage
claim. On the pasport 'visa' page shown
to the left, the barely legible stamp in the upper-right box is the entracne
stamp from Venice. The much darker stamp in the lower-right is the
exit stamp from Rome. With the flight change and all we were
really worried as we stepped up to the baggage carousel. In our group all
but three bags arrived. I am
happy to report that all of our bags arrived. (Mom and
I) We then turned the corner to head to customs, followed
the arrows for "Nothing To Declare" and were quite surprised to find ourselves
heading outside the terminal building.
Piece of cake. Our tour
bus awaited across the street. We
checked our bigger bags to the bottom of the bus and climbed aboard for the
ride to our hotel. On our way
out of the airport I noted the name was "Marco Polo
Airport". We also met our tour Director, Teresa, and our driver,
Ernesto. The bus itself was much smaller than busses we had used on previous
trips, but at least we all fit. On
the way out it was formally announced that we would have to skip Padua, and
we got introduced to our tour manager and driver, got some introductory
information on currency, tour schedules, procedures, an overview of
Italy. The whole orientation was timed well and we reached the
hotel soon after.
We then checked into our hotel, the Hotel
Sirio. The Hotel Sirio is a
charming hotel that looks like it hasn't seen much renovation since the
1970's.
Yes, big flowered print wallpaper all over the rooms,
the beige tile bathroom, and the wooden
furniture. The lack of air
conditioning. But it did afford
us some time to rest up for dinner at
19:30. We were assigned room
207, and upon seeing the long queue for elevators that can maybe hold three
people each, and thinking that 207 would be just one floor up we started
walking.
Surprise! When we hit
the first landing and found out that it was the first floor. We went down
to dinner around 19:00 and met up with those who had flown in previously
or had flown to JFK from other airports and reported to us that our original
flight to Venice went off with only 33 people on
it.
Dinner tonight was in the hotel
restaurant. Italian dining is
not as it is portrayed here in
America.
For our first meal, we were first served Cheese Lasagna and bread
(this would be a beef-free tour in consideration of those worried about Foot
and Mouth). The Lasagna had a most delightful and unusual
cheese. As the lasagna plates
were being cleared, it came as a surprise that it was only an
appetizer. Next up came a plate with Roasted chicken, baked potato
wedges (real good), and tossed salad.
Lastly, a crumb cake was served for
desert. Wow, a huge meal
even by my standards.
Another oddity was that bottled water was available both with and
without carbonation. (Frizante
or Naturale)
After dinner it was pretty much mutual that we
would all get some well deserved sleep.
Besides, breakfast isnt till 8:00 and the tour resumes at 9:00
Wednesday. Back in our room,
some time was taken for a well-deserved hot
shower. Mind you to be careful
not to trip over the bidet on the way to the
toilet. After feeling much better
I decided to watch a little TV.
Italian TV remotes will drive you up the
wall. While you can adjust numerous
things about the picture from the remote control, there are no simple Channel
Up/Down buttons. You must enter the channel number you wish to view
directly. But its not
that simple. For channels 1-9
you just press the channel number. For 10-19, you first press 10, then the
last digit. For 20-29 you first
press 20 then the last digit. The
TV seems to have a hard limit at 29 stations. And not all those were in use,
and several channels had the same logo.
As expected most channels were in Italian, but we could figure out
what type of show it was and watched a few
briefly. Very briefly this first
night as I couldn't hold my eyes open for longer than two minutes once I
was in bed. I did locate one
English language station on the television, CNN.
Enough about TV, its time for a good old sleep,
Ill catch you in the morning, and I'll try to forget this room is 80
degrees with no A/C. (Now, I
just had to bring that thermometer, didn't I)?
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